Tales From the House of Two Blondes

brinsilentshell @ 2004-09-28T22:11:00

2004-09-29T03:14:11Z

YO YO HOMIE G DAWG FUNKS!!! Ok, we can't do ghetto....

We just wanted to randomly post so y'all could see our new icon... GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!

The Peroxide Twins

Edit to our previous post...

2004-09-27T05:56:08Z

In reliving the experience, we realized that the events of the week were somewhat jumbled. We think that the only major mistake we made was that we met Brian and Lucy on Monday not Tuesday. Thank you and come again.

-Bri and Shell

brinsilentshell @ 2004-09-27T00:28:00

2004-09-27T05:29:58Z

Shell and I have been toiling for about the last 8 days on
how we were going to write the post concerning our much publicized trip to Georgia in our journals. Finally we decided to write a mutual post here... in our journal. It was said many times in the past week that we would come home and have the greatest journal post ever. Considering the pressure placed upon us by these
statements we ask that you read this with an open mind and we hope you aren't disappointed.

Picture it Cairo, Egypt Decembuary 35th
1942 Picture it, Seymour
Indiana September 19th, 2004. Two
young blonde gals began an endeavor into the unknown... It all began at about
9:30 in the morning, when Michelle broke her back trying to get Bri's suitcase
into the car. The loading went quickly considering we both brought our entire
wardrobes and bathrooms (yes we brought our own toilets) the next step was
catching Cracker and smuggling her to the car. We wondered if our neighbors
noticed that the blanket we had her wrapped was moving.

After loading the collected belongs we bid farewell to our humble abode and set
off mightily like a storm on the high seas around 10am. Mere moments later we
made a pit stop in the hoppin' metropolis know to most as Crothersville and
deposited our illegal cat at Bri's moms where we also collected an atlas and
some fuel for the trip...two Pepsi’s. And finally, we were off (at least that's
what everyone says)

As we passed Louisville a sad moment overtook our jovial moods when we lost our
first "friend", the guy in the black Cadillac driving 90mph in front
of us. It was a moment of despair for Bri, for she had lost her rabbit. The
lightheartedness returned soon, however, when the guy in that gold thing
approached from behind. He was driving 95mph and was well again.

Somewhere in the middle of ~~bumblefuck~~ Kentucky we found ourselves in the mood to
CAN-CAN but soon realized it was just Michelle's phone announcing that her
parents were approaching. We made our second pit stop at Jerry’s and had lunch
with Michelle's mom and dad. After good food and NASCAR we were on the
interstate again in a 2 vechicled caravan. The caravan was short lived because Brittany soon made a new
friend and because Michelle's father drives only 5 miles over the speed limit.

Somewhere between Nashville and Chattanooga we made our third pit stop refuel
and wash the windshield. Ten minutes later we were off again. Fortunately, we
got on the interstate just as a black Sebring flew past the exit. Bri's new
friend. We followed the Sebring through Chattanooga
at speeds upwards of 100mph. YAY SEBRING!

The next interesting moment of the trip occurred when Michelle and her cat-like
reflexes managed to snap a picture of the sneaksy Welcome to Georgia sign
lurking a mere 5 seconds from our car. It was a very entertaining moment... NO
REALLY! It was. You probably just had to be there.

COMMENTARY

Bri:Wow this is a lot of shit.

Shell: and we're not even to the real stuff yet.

Bri: *shrugs* oh well...shall we continue?

Shell: We shall.

We arrived at the Holiday Inn at approximately 7:15pm. Laquisha checked us in
and we battled with the luggage rack and the scary "tick tick tick"
elevator and finally made it our room where we collapsed on the beds and called
</a>machfront.
We told him to give us 15 minutes to compose ourselves and head on over. Half
an hour later he knocked on the door and we shot the shit until 11:00. Then we
headed to Flash Foods store number 234 (we think) where we met </a>brotherriparius
and dustyk82 and
learned that supiluliumas
was in fact actually out of town. *tear* We were joined shortly by Mike, John,
Wade and lordhumongous
We left shortly after and headed to the Waffle House where the fellowshipping
commenced. 

He chose, however, to continue with the feud. Stupid
boy.

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The entire flock of new acquaintances showed
up (with the exception of Wes *tear*) and Shell and Bri became part of what is
thought to be a record of attendance at the gas station. Go us! And then, once
again, it was back to the Waffle House.

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Bri and Shell

brinsilentshell @ 2004-08-30T14:38:00

2004-08-30T19:26:30Z

It's time for a little update thingy....Bri and I have a sick child. Our little kitty, Cracker, has taken ill. I've made her a doctor's appointment for this afternoon. I'm hopin it's nothing they can't fix.
Other than that not much of interest has been happening at the house of two blondes....We are attempting to conquer Kingdom Hearts...which is quite funny...Bri you need to post about our adventures there....and I've begun reading The Eye of the World...the first book in the Wheel of Time series. And of course all the preperations that must be made for our journey to Georgia are still underway. Starting to get very excited about that. Anyway, just felt the need to get something in here...so I'm done now. Wish us luck at the Vet. Hope all is well in your worlds.

-Shell

brinsilentshell @ 2004-08-13T14:55:00

2004-08-13T19:59:06Z

WELP!!! There's Cracker. That grey on her face and her tail is all that's not white. She seems to be doing pretty good. You can't really see her ears here but the tips of them are missing from where they were burned in the fire. Poor thing.

So far its seems her favorite place is under the recliner. She spent most of the first evening she was with us under there. She's a funny little cat though. Has a little bit of a dumb look in her eyes but that makes her that much more loveable.

~Bri

A new lil friend!!!

2004-08-11T20:40:15Z

After work tonight I am going to go pick up Shell and we're gonna run to my mom's...to bring home a kitten!!!

Remember the little kitty stuck in my grandma's burning barn that I mentioned in my journal?? (If not...go here to read... http://www.livejournal.com/users/brittanygrace/2004/05/30/ ) Well, 3 animals are getting to be a little too much for my mom so Shell and I decided to be rebels and take her. According to our landlord we can't have animals. I figure if he sees her we can just say my mom's outta town and we had to take care of the cat for a week. Mom said if this happens she will be willing to take Cracker back. Oh yeah.. I forgot to re-mentioned that I'd named it cracker...to go along with Cheese. *SMILE*

WE'RE EXCITED!!!!

~Bri

brinsilentshell @ 2004-08-09T22:15:00

2004-08-10T03:16:30Z

FIIIIIIIIRST ENTRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!

~Bri